Like most of you I'm an avid reader. I'm hoping to re-connect with old friends, make new friends, and of course spread the love of reading and writing around to everyone!
I like to cackle in inappropriate places, at inappropriate times, so this book worked out wonderfully for me.
I also liked that you never knew what you were going to get out of each story. Some of my favorites include: flunking kindergarden thirteen times; the one the referenced John Carpenter's The Thing;
why dialing 811 will hurt you bad; and why your ID needs an ID.
Just to serve a word of warning: there's a ton of BIG BLUE DICKS flapping around, so if this bothers you in any way or you don't think it's hilarious, then I wouldn't recommend this one for you at all.
Now that that's out of the way I leave you with another interpretation of me cackling: