If you like Salvador Dali, you'll enjoy this book.
David Glum was first a writer. Then a napper. Then a beard grower. After that he became an unemployed philosopher. Then an adventurer, until finally he found his calling as a dreamer.
Come along, if you dare, on this surreal journey with David and his father. It will be full of trippy bus rides, imposters, hallucinogenic sandwiches, Nefarions from the Malific ocean, elephant winds, lawn mowing maniacs, and last but certainly not least a flame called Brilliance.
That's all you get, so if you choose to embark on this adventure, my promise to you is that by the very end of this fantastic voyage, you too will know the secret behind "The Beard."
All aboard!